If you’ve worked on a decent-sized Cypress suite, you’ve lived this. You push code. Pipeline kicks off. Then you wait. And you wait. …Still waiting. You tab over to Slack. Maybe check a PR. Start something else. Eventually results come back. Green, red, who knows. But here’s the problem: by the time you see them… you don’t care anymore. That’s the real issue with slow tests. Not time. It’s that th