A Roblox cheat. That's what the story starts with. Not a nation-state APT, not a zero-day in the kernel, not some genius Stuxnet-grade payload.

A cheat a teenager downloaded to get infinite Robux. And one AI dev tool. Together, that combo took Vercel's platform offline earlier this month.

If you shipped anything on a preview URL that day, you remember. The post-mortem is still circulating in secur