AI agents are the next consumer of the web. Claude, ChatGPT, Siri, Copilot — they're all trying to interact with websites on behalf of users. But the web has no front door for them. I built a scoring framework and ran it against 100 of the most visited sites. Four dimensions, 25 points each, 100 points possible. Average score: 40. Highest: 48. Sites that passed: zero. What I Measured Discovery (