I know what you're thinking. "It's TheGamer's Cozy Weekend, Ben, why are you writing an article about some slimy, phallic, mass-murdering extraterrestrial?" I could feed you lies about the Alien franchise being comfort films or crack a joke about Alien Isolation having some cosy lockers to hide in, but truth be told, Cozy Weekend clashes with Alien Day. And if I'm going to write about one of those things, it's going to be the latter.