This is a submission for the OpenClaw Writing Challenge For three days I almost uninstalled OpenClaw. I had connected it to Telegram, GitHub, and Google Calendar, and every morning at 8 AM it sent me the most useless message I have ever received from a piece of software: "You have 4 open PRs. Consider reviewing them."

Thanks. I have eyes. The breakthrough came on day 4, and it had nothing to do wi